Oh ho! The big guns are out (pun intended)! With a weekend looming, it seemed to make sense to 'Tatyana' to exercise a little titillation to get over the hump of the weekend. When real life intervened with my baiting, and I was a little slow to reply, this slightlyanxious email followed:
Hello my lovely Henry!!!
Good morning for you!!! How are you? I am very happy to receive your letter and to hear that all goes well and our meeting will be very fast also we can have our really strong and good love in the future.
Today for me there was really very much not a quiet night because I could not sleep from that that I to think of you and about our meeting. I will be valid to think that it very beautifully. In fact we to not know about us almost that and here we shall already have our meeting.
I very romantic person and I very much like romanticism, I am raised by all beautiful and fine. And consequently I to think that our first meeting should be exclusively only when we shall be together. I want to have the first romantic supper together, only you and I. Slow and beautiful music somewhere plays and burn candles. We sit also gentle light shines your and my person and we simply look in the face each other. From light of a candle our eyes burn love and it seems to us that it is the most beautiful eyes all over the world. You hold my hand and I speak that you are really happy from that that we together, and I not can believe the happiness about that that we shall together. The ambassador you take me for a hand we rise also you take me in embraces and we start to dance slowly, looking in the face each other, I think that it really very beautifully
when people carry out such beautiful evening together. You as think?
I do not know as you concern to alcohol. I almost when I do not drink alcohol, but I to think that it is very special case and we simply should have red wine because we can relax and speak all about what we only we think. I know that wine will turn a head and we shall simply enjoy love.
Whether I do not know to like you my letter, but I think that I have told to you about my dream, and you as can tell to me about that that you think. I as want to trust that my letter will not frighten you and you will consider this with due understanding because this that that I to think.
I really to not be afraid of you and my heart prompts me that I to find really very good person, I simply to not have good the man here in Russia and consequently I am simply happy that I to have correspondence with you and in the future we shall have our meeting. I hope that when you to wake up and read this letter. You will be really very happy also you to write to me all that you to think of it.
Have good morning today, and good mood all the day long, and knowing that our meeting very
soon.
I kiss you.
Yours Tatyana.
Good morning my friend Henry!!!
How are you?
I hope that you well today and you to have the good beginning this week-end. I to understand that you are possible to have now many meetings with your friends or family and consequently
you cannot write to me the letter, but I nevertheless hope to receive your letter very soon.
I hope that you can find time and write to me the letter. I very much hope that you as well as I to require in our meeting and it is really important for you. Today not so a sunny day in Moscow, but I to have good mood because I to have many free time and I can receive your letters, and write the letter to you. I wish you to have good day and good mood.
Health to you and your family............ Your friends............. To all your relatives. I sincerely to wish it.
I shall wait for your letter and I hope that you will write to me very soon. And to speak it is more about itself, about our meeting........ And possible about your feelings.
I kiss you.
Yours Tatyana.
And an even more worried email after that:
Hello my love Henry!!!Had I grown wise to the scam? Gotten bored? Where was I? I made quick amends, not wanting to lose this little fishy:
Are you there????
Please write me .............I miss you, and wait yours lettres.
Many kisses for you.
Yours Tatyana.
Lovely Tatyana,
I'm so sorry it's taken me this long to respond. The last thing I would want is for you to worry about whether I want this correspondence to continue.I want to have the first romantic supper together, only you and I.
That sounds lovely. I know just the place. We'll have a lovely time. Just the two of us, getting to know each other, spinning a lovely web of delightful untruths.to dance slowly, looking in the face each other, I think that it really very beautifully
when people carry out such beautiful evening together. You as think?
Well, as long as you don't mind my two left feet.I as want to trust that my
letter will not frighten you
No, not at all. It sounds simply lovely. Are you sure you looked at the picture I sent you?Have good morning today, and good mood all the day long
Thank you, I shall.
Fond regards,
Henry