Monday, 23 July 2007

hi

Oooh! 'Tatyana' almost blows all 'her' hard work:
Good evening for you my love Henry!!!
I hope that your day to pass well and you have lead very good Today. I am happy that this day to end and up to our meeting remains ever less to time. Each last day to approach me to you...................... To you my love. I to think of it every minute and I to admire with that that I to find you. I the HAPPIEST WOMAN of Russia.................. BECAUSE I SHALL be With YOU.
I SHALL LOVE YOU.
Today I to see many happy people..................... I to go on Moscow and to see that people love each other. But I to understand what even now when I am not near to you, my heart belongs to you, and I want that you loved me. Loved me as you to love me in your letters.
You are very good to concern to me, any person in Russia to not love me as you, you very kind person. My heart as very kind and you will already see it in environment...................... I shall do care ofyou................... About your house.I cannot believe to that that I to meet you.
I very much to trust in the God..................... And I to thank the God that it to do for me a meeting with you. I always to trust in the God, my life was not so much well, but I knew, that I shall be happy. It is happy because I to do all that I was happy........................... I to think that the person himself to do the happy. When it is impossible to sit and wait that the happiness will come in your house.
I in due time to do to meet you. I to do so, that I to find you..................... Now I to receive my
visa............................. And I shall soon fly to you. And to do it I for my and your love.
I wish to tell to you many thanks that you to write to me the letter................... You have answered me. And you to do it for and my happiness. We with you have made us happy..................... Thanks the God for it.
Today there was a heavy day.............. I to take walk of the pedestrian much, and now I to go to sleep. Let my dream will be only about you........................ I wish to see you in my dream. I want that you saw me in the dream and your dreams.................. Dreams of love and passion.
I kiss you my love.
For ever yours Tatyana.

Good evening for you my love!!!
I hope that your day to pass well and you have lead very good Today. I am happy that this day to end and up to our meeting remains ever less to time. Each last day to approach me to you...................... To you my love. I to think of it every minute and I to admire with that that I to find you. I the HAPPIEST WOMAN of Russia.................. BECAUSE I SHALL be With YOU.
I SHALL LOVE YOU.
Today I to see many happy people..................... I to go on Moscow and to see that people love each other. But I to understand what even now when I am not near to you, my heart belongs to you, and I want that you loved me. Loved me as you to love me in your letters.
You are very good to concern to me, any person in Russia to not love me as you, you very kind person. My heart as very kind and you will already see it in environment...................... I shall do care ofyou................... About your house.I cannot believe to that that I to meet you.
I very much to trust in the God..................... And I to thank the God that it to do for me a meeting with you. I always to trust in the God, my life was not so much well, but I knew, that I shall be happy. It is happy because I to do all that I was happy.........................
.. I to think that the person himself to do the happy. When it is impossible to sit and wait that the happiness will come in your house.
I in due time to do to meet you. I to do so, that I to find you..................... Now I to receive my
visa............................. And I shall soon fly to you. And to do it I for my and your love.
I wish to tell to you many thanks that you to write to me the letter................... You have answered me. And you to do it for and my happiness. We with you have made us happy..................... Thanks the God for it.
Today there was a heavy day.............. I to take walk of the pedestrian much, and now I to go to sleep. Let my dream will be only about you........................ I wish to see you in my dream. I want that you saw me in the dream and your dreams.................. Dreams of love and passion.
I kiss you my love.
For ever yours Liliya.
Spot that? I was sorely tempted to call the scammer's bluff at this point, because they couldn't possibly believe that anyone is stupid enough to miss that duplication and name change:
I hope that your day to pass well and you have lead very good
Today.

Not so good, I'm afraid. Some little bugger obviously decided that it would be funny to glue random pages together in one shelf of books, and I've had to take them out of circulation and re-order them all. So angry! There's another reason I'm a card-carrying member of the VHEMT.

I SHALL LOVE YOU.

You don't know that! You really need to reel it in; don't put yourself in so much risk! There are so very strange people out there. I should know!

You are very good to concern to me

Aw, shucks, 'tis nothing *blush*

I very much to trust in the God..................... And I to thank the God

God? Which one? Could it be that I have met a fellow Shub-Niggurathian? Oh happy day!

you..................... Now I to receive my
visa............................. And I shall soon fly to you.

You'll know tomorrow, right? Oh, I hope it all goes well for you. Crossing fingers and eyes...

I want that you saw me in the dream and your
dreams.................. Dreams of love and passion.

Oh, no doubt about it. Exquisite torments galore.

Regards,
Henry

P.S. Who is Liliya?
But the wriggling commenced; 'Tatyana' really thought it could be explained away:
I to not know who is Liliya.
It is probable to have it a mistake in my computer who to name it not my name.
Tatyana.
I let it go, looking forward to the grand finale too much:
I to not know who is Liliya.
It is probable to have it a mistake in my computer who to name it not my name.

Ah, okay. Don't worry about it, these things do happen. Take care, and have a lovely evening. I'll be heading home soon, and look forward to seeing you soon and hearing from you sooner...

Warm regards,
Henry
And 'Tatyana' breathed a sigh of relief, I'm sure:
My love Henry!!!
I am very happy, that we shall have our meeting.
It is very important for me.......... I shall think that we to have very good time together.
Now I to go to sleep, and I hope that tomorrow in the morning I shall see your letter.
I wish to have good evening.
I kiss you.
Yours tatyana.