Friday, 20 July 2007

Familiiy

Good evening my lovely Henry!!!
How passes your day today? I hope that you to have good day today and good mood. I very much want that this day has passed well for you and you were happy.
But I as very much wish to trust in that that you to think of me every minute. I very much would like that I was in your heart. Please to answer me if I in your heart? You to think of me now. I really will be to be trusted that our attitudes are very opened
also we can love each other. I to think that it should please each person. I when was not so is happy, as I am happy now. I to think about our meeting, and each moment I to think that it should be very fast.
Today not so good weather in Moscow, it had the sun, but air already cold and people here already to carry an easy jacket. In this my letter I would like to tell to you about my parents. I hope that it interestingly for you?
My mother and my father to live their all life in Russia, they were born in village under the name "VICTORY", it is very old village, I as to be born here. My mother to work its all life as the veterinary, it is very interesting work. When to me there were 7 years, I very much liked to come on its work, and to see as it to help animals, it is very useful work, I to think that animals to love my mother.
I am very similar on my mother on character, I as well as it very courageous, but the kind and gentle woman. I spoke with my mother about my trip to your country, and it was happy know that I can to visit other country. When my mother was young, it could not go to other country because there was a Communism, and it forbade to visit other countries. I hope that you to understand me. My mother to think, that we could find our love, it to trust in my happiness.
My father, its all life to work as the tractor operator, its work to do bread for our country. It was very dear person to the USSR, but now its life is broken also it is very sick now. But I to love my father.
I hope that my letter to like you. I very much wish to be opened for you. I want that you saw all my life, I to think that we should speak more about our life, it to allow us to learn each other.
I very much want that I liked you.I want that you though loved me not much....................... My heart very much to wish to love and be favourite. I to understand that we should see each other.........................
........... Then probably TO LOVE.
I to trust in you and our meeting.
Please to write to me it is more about itself? And your life? About yours parents?
I very much wish to know you...................... I to think you the good person................. I to trust you.
I kiss you also wait for your letter.
For ever yours Tatyana.
Creepy Henry goes into full flow:

Good evening my lovely Henry!!!

And to you, my ingratiating Tatyana.

How passes your day today?

It was a normal working day, so nothing special to speak of. How was your day? Are you enjoying the time off work?

But I as very much wish to trust in that that you to think of me
every minute.

I can honestly say I was eagerly awaiting your next email all day. - the unadulterated truth. I was enjoying this immensely.

In this my letter I would like to tell to you about my parents.

Thank you for telling me about your parents. I'm sure they are fascinating people, all the same.

I spoke with my mother about my trip to your country, and it was
happy know that I can to visit other country.

I am very glad to hear that. Did you tell her my name, and where I live?

Please to write to me it is more about itself? And your life?
About yours parents?

Well, Dad worked down the coal mine, and Mum took in boarders to make ends meet, so I think I understand very well what it's like to struggle through. Many's the time I remember hearing my dear Mum moaning and gasping in the arms of the current lodger, clearly upset about her hard life. They're both passed away now - bless - and although it sometimes comforts me to look in on their bodies, most of the time I just leave them be; they're earned their rest. I don't really that cupboard anyway.

For ever yours Tatyana.

That's very sweet. I shall bid you in kind;

Yours for the rest of your life,
Henry
By now, my colleagues were in on the joke, and in hysterics after reading that. I thought it was too much, but I wasn't pleasantly surprised to be wrong.